Roller Derby is 2012’s most glamorous way to break an elbow. But there’ll be no dramatic writhing on the floor as our girls, the Brighton Rockers, are hardcore players. On Saturday 18th they go head to head against London team Batter C Power. With neither team giving an inch, expect a fast and furious battle to the last woman. These matches make rugby scrums look choreographed. See the team’s website brightonrockers.com for further details.