If the actual idea of bingo appeals to you – you know, crossing out the numbers and winning a bunch of prizes – but you’re put off by the aura of despair, false hope and futility that inhabits its traditional venues, then Underground Rebel Bingo is for you. ‘No old people, no boring people and no wankers’ are their three golden rules, and they’re more than made up for by loud music, shouting and swearing. And people scribbling on each other with pens like pesky kids in the back of a car. It’s coming back to Brighton on Wednesday 13th, the venue’s a secret at the moment but go to rebelbingo.com to find out how and where.