If you’ve so far spectacularly failed to get your shit into gear for the Brighton Marathon on April 15th, it’s not too late to get involved. Better still, you don’t actually have to run it yourself – you can stand about as a marshal, organising the novelty-suited and knackered as they wheeze through town. Volunteers get proper training in March, possibly the use of some kind of clipboard and a general rosy feeling of charity-aiding do-goodery. Register at brightonmarathon.co.uk.