Some people are just too cool. Charlotte here got stopped by our fashion editor Sam and palmed him off with a fake number when he tapped her up for interview details. Or at least, that’s how it seemed when we tried to call her for the heads up on this outfit. We don’t really blame her – when you look this good you must get blokes asking for your number all the time.

Sometimes, skewed proportions make you look haphazard. Other times, it dials up the cute in a way conventional rules just don’t allow for, as in the case of the doe-eyed fawn, or Charlotte (if that’s even your name) here’s short-armed, long-bodied coat. XXL gentlemen’s shirts don’t even work on large gentlemen, and yet as an optical tool to accentuate that oddly proportioned jacket, we can think of nothing that could work better, can you? Even the cuffs echo each other. Oh and everyone knows the rule for trousers right now is narrow, narrow, narrow, right? Pfff… rules.

But one rule that should always stay fast is that you should never give a fake number to SOURCE. If Sam just scribbled yours down wrong Charlotte, mail us in with your take on this great get up.