That’s right, everyone’s least favourite Spice Girl’s all grown-out of Adidas and doing shows by herself. She might be the only one who could sing, but despite reasonable post-Spice chart success, will she always be remembered for high kicks and ill-advised tattoos? Fifth solo studio album ‘The Sea’ (geddit?) was released in November to a strong critical reception, so maybe there’s life in the old Girl yet.

Concorde 2 ,Weds 7th Mar 2012