There’s nothing funnier than when a mate’s trying to cheer themselves up with a beauty treatment or a new hairdo and it goes tits up. Or they come home with a tattoo and the spelling’s all wonky. Or they go for a relaxing massage and lose an eye or something. TV company Optomen Television are putting together a cavalcade of salon catastrophe for us to point and laugh at, so if you want to warn the world about your own disastrous results, email [email protected] and get yourself on the telly.