Brighton proudly boasts the third biggest fringe festival in the world – and frankly, Edinburgh and Adelaide are a bit far away for a quick visit. Brighton Festival Fringe’s programme launches on the 21st, and for a chance to win a ‘Friends of the Fringe’ membership giving you two-for-one on loads of the gigs, performances, shows and events in May, as well as priority booking and tickets to the invite-only launch, write the reason you deserve it on their Facebook wall before the 20th. Most entertaining answer wins.